This is Roger. I've been wanting to do a post to properly introduce you all to him since Misha suggested his awesome new name. First name Roger, last name That. As in: is this Elephant a love machine? Roger That.
Roger was born in jungles of India, of course, though left as a young bull to pursue his dream of someday becoming a TV game show host. Since then he has traveled the world, working odd jobs, everything from a taxi cab driver to a window washer. Likes: dijon mustard, comfortable shoes, really big paperclips, ice cream cones, and feeding ducks at the duck pond. Dislikes: kittens and puppies, people with food in their teeth, ice cream (all flavors), long walks on the beach, and horseback riding. He is in a relationship with Belle, as you may be able to tell from the photo above, and he is really sick of jokes about him being "the beast". He worked very hard to prepare a big Valentines Day surprise for his girl tonight.
I'll be checking in on Roger periodically, and will make sure to update you on him. Roger That.
Good luck, Roger!
ReplyDeleteHA!
ReplyDeleteYou are so fun.
Roger That.
really big paperclips :)
Hehe! I love this! :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome! It looks like Roger really knows how to treat a lady!
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